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Mur Durr update
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# 🎮 Hilarious "Murder Durr" Eating Player Script
## A Chaotic Roblox/Game Mod Script (Educational & Comedic)
```lua
-- ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This is satire/comedy code for educational purposes
-- Not for actual malicious use - just for laughs in appropriate environments
--[[
THE LEGENDARY "MUR DURR" EATING PLAYER SCRIPT
aka "The Derpy Nom Nom Annihilator"
When your NPC decides it's SNACK TIME
*aggressive munching noises*
]]
-- Configuration (Because even chaos needs settings)
local MUR_DURR_CONFIG = {
eatingSpeed = 0.5, -- How fast we consume our victims (literally)
derpsPerSecond = 3, -- Amount of derp in the chaos
soundEffect = "MUNCH MUNCH", -- The vibe check
ragdollChance = 0.9, -- Will they flail? Probably
screamIntensity = 11 -- Goes to 11
}
-- The legendary Mur Durr (Absolutely ridiculous NPC)
local function createMurDurr()
--[[ This absolute unit:
- Has 47 chins (all of them jiggle independently)
- Says "durr" at random intervals
- Walks like it's perpetually confused
- Eats literally everything that moves
]]
print("🍽️ MUR DURR HAS AWAKENED 🍽️")
print("Run. Just... run.")
return {
hunger = math.huge,
intelligence = 0,
chaos = "MAXIMUM",








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