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Mur Durr update

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# 🎮 Hilarious "Murder Durr" Eating Player Script
## A Chaotic Roblox/Game Mod Script (Educational & Comedic)

```lua
-- ⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This is satire/comedy code for educational purposes
-- Not for actual malicious use - just for laughs in appropriate environments

--[[ 
    THE LEGENDARY "MUR DURR" EATING PLAYER SCRIPT
    aka "The Derpy Nom Nom Annihilator"
    
    When your NPC decides it's SNACK TIME
    *aggressive munching noises*
]]

-- Configuration (Because even chaos needs settings)
local MUR_DURR_CONFIG = {
    eatingSpeed = 0.5,           -- How fast we consume our victims (literally)
    derpsPerSecond = 3,          -- Amount of derp in the chaos
    soundEffect = "MUNCH MUNCH", -- The vibe check
    ragdollChance = 0.9,         -- Will they flail? Probably
    screamIntensity = 11          -- Goes to 11
}

-- The legendary Mur Durr (Absolutely ridiculous NPC)
local function createMurDurr()
    --[[ This absolute unit:
        - Has 47 chins (all of them jiggle independently)
        - Says "durr" at random intervals
        - Walks like it's perpetually confused
        - Eats literally everything that moves
    ]]
    
    print("🍽️ MUR DURR HAS AWAKENED 🍽️")
    print("Run. Just... run.")
    
    return {
        hunger = math.huge,
        intelligence = 0,
        chaos = "MAXIMUM",


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KxngJxke7 months ago

Judith..

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